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What is Neil`s sexiest song?
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Reanna



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PostPosted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think this might be just me being obscure, but on the DVD in the egyptian-sounding bit of three sisters neil looks very very sexy Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'You deserve to be horsewhipped
But I've no horse (that joke's so s**t)
And whips would only make it worse
Don't tempt the lonely and perverse'

and

'I know you'll be the death of me
But what a cool death that would be
I'd rather die than be deprived
Of wonderbras and thunderthighs'

Also, for some odd reson which I have yet to fathom,

'Hello, what have we here? A young lady. To what do I owe this pleasnat surprise, my pretty one? How can I be of assistance on this dark and wintry night? Ah, I see....you wish me to look into the future...YOUR future...after GCSEs...A levels...university...after your first badly paid job in advertising....OK my pretty...just cross my palm with plastic and I'll see what I can do. Wait, the fog is lifting.'

And the whole of 'Brids of paradise farm' but again, I have no idea why. I think it's the rhythm and his voice.
'Singing gay songs all summer long...' etc

And 'Charge' obviously

'Lady Smith wants you forthwith
To come to her relief
Burn your briefs, you leave for France tonight
Carefully cut the straps of the booby traps and
Set the captives free
But don't shoot till you see her big blue eyes'

Oh I forgot 'Thrillseeker' for an overall sense of devil-may-care.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 10:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="Heather_p"]'Hello, what have we here? A young lady. To what do I owe this pleasnat surprise, my pretty one? How can I be of assistance on this dark and wintry night? Ah, I see....you wish me to look into the future...YOUR future...after GCSEs...A levels...university...after your first badly paid job in advertising....OK my pretty...just cross my palm with plastic and I'll see what I can do. Wait, the fog is lifting.'
/quote]

Yes Yes
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

L wrote:
If... wrote:
Just imagine if you were both deaf mutes. Entirely silent sex! Wouldn't that be really weird...?


There'd be body noises and breathing noises anyway, for any potential voyeur to hear. For deaf/mute it 'd be weird yeah


But surely they wouldn't know any different,
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gilderoy Lockheart wrote:
They must have been very polite chaps.


No seriously, it has never happened..I think it is a myth that happens!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thehappygoth wrote:
Gilderoy Lockheart wrote:
They must have been very polite chaps.


No seriously, it has never happened..I think it is a myth that happens!!!


erm.. i will not go into the details, but a girl i knew once admitted during a hilarious party game, that SHE was the one, who had to fart in a very, very, very unhappy moment (for the bloke the unhappiest moment possible)

we all roared with laughter, except the poor chap...
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I have a funny story like that too, I will have to PM you it tho..
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heather_p wrote:


'Hello, what have we here? A young lady. To what do I owe this pleasant surprise, my pretty one? How can I be of assistance on this dark and wintry night? Ah, I see....you wish me to look into the future...YOUR future...after GCSEs...A levels...university...after your first badly paid job in advertising....OK my pretty...just cross my palm with plastic and I'll see what I can do. Wait, the fog is lifting.'


And 'Charge' obviously


Oh I forgot 'Thrillseeker' for an overall sense of devil-may-care.


I agree TOTALLY with all of the above........ especially the beginning of middle class heroes which just makes me m e l t everytime....it's just the posh voice. im such a sucker for a sexy voice.

also in through a long and sleepless night, the bit where he goes "then again you could try just to live your own life in the way that you find most amusing, i dont really care..." and what with the instrumental build up, it really is a golden section.....ahh.

anyway. musn't get too distracted by this all.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let`s face it most of his songs have some sexiness in them!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gosh, I'm in something of a minority here, as I don't find any Neil song particularly sexy. Romantic, yes... but sexy? No.

As my friend would say, "He certainly hasn't recorded anything as sexy as the Dead Kennedy's classic, Too Drunk to **. Ooh yes". *tsssssss… HOT!*
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You must be a bloke then! The melody of Middle Class heroes is verrry sexy..
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thehappygoth wrote:
You must be a bloke then! The melody of Middle Class heroes is verrry sexy..



Indeed. I am a bloke... and therefore more inclined to find Björk sexy (for some strange reason Shocked ). Still, when it comes to Middle Class Heroes, I'm always more taken by the sheer heartbreaking quality of the line "face up, repent, and pay the price... for accidentally creating life".

Hmm, you're right. It must be a girl-thing*


*no, I'm not talking about that s**t pop-band that used to feature half the cast of Hollyoaks.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

see below

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Going Downhill Fast wrote:


Quote:
Indeed. I am a bloke... and therefore more inclined to find Björk sexy (for some strange reason Shocked ). Still, when it comes to Middle Class Heroes, I'm always more taken by the sheer heartbreaking quality of the line "face up, repent, and pay the price... for accidentally creating life".

Hmm, you're right. It must be a girl-thing*


I`m glad you find Bjork sexy, most men are obsessed with identikit blondes like Rachel Stevens..Bjork is far more interesting..(and I bet more so in bed Wink than these cloned popstrels).
I find that line from Middle Class Heroes both heartbreeaking and funny if that makes sense
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

having PC trouble today see below
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh, oh oh, have remembered one of my fave sexy bits....tis from three sisters


Pleasure is a sin
and abstinence shall win this day......


and of course....

Black parisian lace, your salvation, my disgrace
my GOD, where did you go wrong?


mmmm!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 12:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thom wrote:
oh, oh oh, have remembered one of my fave sexy bits....tis from three sisters


Pleasure is a sin
and abstinence shall win this day......


and of course....

Black parisian lace, your salvation, my disgrace
my GOD, where did you go wrong?


mmmm!


Yes yes yes
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh god yes yes yes ..mmmmmm !!!!
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2004 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote]Oh god yes yes yes ..mmmmmm !!!!
I think it's time to regain control of ourselves before this thread becomes flooded.
I can see it i can feel it
I hear it hear it yeah...
Here it comes now
Here it comes!
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HERE COMES THE FLOOD...


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 3:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked

You do know that's the sort of behaviour PMs are for, right?

And I don't want any crude jokes about PMS and floods, thanks..

D'oh!
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alfie Casanova wrote:
Shocked

You do know that's the sort of behaviour PMs are for, right?

And I don't want any crude jokes about PMS and floods, thanks..

D'oh!


Now I wasn`t thinking along those lines, but now you have put ideas into my head dear boy... Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thought of this thread last night whilst listening to "The Power of Love" - has to be the sexiest chorus Neil sings since it features the phrases "with tongues" and "make love".

And "Birds of Paradise Farm" always conjures up images of Neil making love to a dinner gong. Mmm.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cassilda wrote:
The thread about the Ash cover "Oh Yeah" reminded me of Neils voice at its sexiest.

When he sings "As her hair came undone in my hand" Twisted Evil Very masculine and VERY sexy.......then Tim whats-his-face starts singing and he sounds like a weedy little boy.


you've hit the nail on the head, or rather neil did Wink Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Overstrand is sexy cos Neil talks about doing naughty things with a woman, and then doing naughty things with a man, and then dressing up as a woman. Something for everyone there!
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

have JUST remembered!

My slap ’n’ tickle made her giggle
Made her wiggle like a willow tree
So suggestively
So I suggested
She protested
I persisted till she said "well, okay..."
And I said wey-hey!

my boyfriend and i listen to divine comedy together, and those lyrics never fail to make us giggle naughtily.....
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 6:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Katja wrote:
Overstrand is sexy cos Neil talks about doing naughty things with a woman, and then doing naughty things with a man, and then dressing up as a woman. Something for everyone there!


How kind of Neil! Thinking of everyone..variety in sexuality... Wink


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thom wrote:
have JUST remembered!

My slap ’n’ tickle made her giggle
Made her wiggle like a willow tree
So suggestively
So I suggested
She protested
I persisted till she said "well, okay..."
And I said wey-hey!

my boyfriend and i listen to divine comedy together, and those lyrics never fail to make us giggle naughtily.....


I hope you have fun Thom... Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even Through A Long And Sleepless Night has a certain degree of sexiness. I carnt explain it though. Casanova really is A Long-Ish Album About Sex
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alfie Casanova wrote:
Even Through A Long And Sleepless Night has a certain degree of sexiness. I carnt explain it though. Casanova really is A Long-Ish Album About Sex


mmmm so! I love it!
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